Jennifer Aniston Candid Upskirt Pictures At C London Restaurant

Stop trying to look up Jennifer Aniston's short skirt! LOL...just joking. Jennifer Aniston is in the UK this week to promote her new perfume sarcastically named Lovalie. Yesterday night while on her way to the restaurant C London she got out of her car in a short skirt and the rest is kind of self explanatory. Thankfully you cannot actually see her old dusty, unloved vagina. Based on the way she repels men who dates her there is probably something seriously wrong with it. I wonder if Aniston is flattered that the paparazzi are still trying to photogragh her beaver? And the name of the perfume makes perfect sense if you break the word down: "Lovalie" or "Lov-A-Lie". This is why she can't keep a man. Even she doesn't believe in love anymore. But is she saying love is a lie or is she saying you should love a lie? Wow, just something to think about while you look up her skirt. Click on pictures to enlarge.

Kim And Kourtney Kardashian Big Ass Bikini Pictures In South Beach

Damn Kim Kardashian's ass is huge! Here are some shots of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian showing off their bikini bodies in South Beach, Miami on Monday. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look smaller because that is it's actual size. It isn't your monitor, those asses are that big especially the one Kim Kardashian is attach too. And as you can see in the pictures below, Kim Kardashian's booty was starving so it started to munch on her tiny bikini bottom. If big butt Armenian girls in bikinis is your thing then this is for you. This is like your ultimate fantasy because the ass on these two sisters are massive. Click on pictures to enlarge.

Paris Hilton's Topless Bikini Vacation Pictures From Europe, And She Is In Trouble For Possession Of Marijuana Again

So what do you rather see, a nudist Hong Kong no name chick at the beach or a topless herpes infested Paris Hilton high on weed on a yacht? Yeah, I am not sure either but lets mix things up a little with some itchy-crotch. Now it might be stupid that marijuana is illegal in most countries, but it is, so you have to be smart if you want to carry some when you travel. Needless to say Paris Hilton is dumb as a fucking rock, so she has been detained twice this month in foreign countries for possession. First at the World Cup in South Africa on July 2nd, and then again Friday in Corsica. She was held on the French island with less than a gram of marijuana in her purse. The Daily Mail report:

"The socialite landed at Figari airport on the French island in a private jet and was due to board a yacht to Sardinia nearby.
But she was stopped by police after she was picked out by their sniffer dogs and taken into their offices for questioning.
Officers found less than a gram of the drug in her handbag and she was released without charge after less than half an hour, according to newspaper Corse-Matin.
Police told the local paper: 'Hilton was taken aside as she landed at Figari. She was searched in a secure area of the airport police station and an amount of cannabis that weighed less than a gram, was found in her handbag.
'Due to the small amount of the substance, she was cautioned to not travel with drugs then released within an hour with no criminal charges. The drug was confiscated and destroyed.'
The incident comes less than two weeks after the hotel heiress was arrested for drugs at a World Cup match in South Africa.
Hilton, 29, was on her way to the exclusive Porto Cervo resort in Sardinia and had earlier posted pictures of her and her friends on the private jet on Twitter."

Damn, they destroy the weed? Or is that a euphemism for they smoked it? The next day Paris Hilton no doubt destroyed some more herself on this yacht off the coast of Sardinia, where she lounged around topless for a while. Paris was spotted on a yacht outing on the Mediterranean Sea after claims that she was caught with pot. She was joined by her sister, Nicky, and some friends. Sporting a skimpy bikini, Paris tossed off her top while a paparazzi took snapshots. These pictures show the only way Paris Hilton is even tolerable; blurry, topless and in international waters so you can conveniently tie her up to a rock and throw her overboard. And do so without worrying about pesky law enforcement. By the way, can someone please invite Paris to Singapore? I want her to get a few lashes from a cane. Click on pictures to enlarge.